Proof that even the best ass shot can’t trump the recession! Looseneck has just learned that King, “the illest men’s magazine ever” will be releasing its final issue due to the economic crisis. It’s current issue is covered by songstress Christina Milian, the next and last release will feature Joe Budden’s girlfriend Tahiry on the cover. We’ve all seen her on Joe Budden TV, she gives Angel Lola Luv a run for her money, so I guess they’re gonna go hard and then go home. Dahwell!
As I was just telling the homie DP over at DatNew, I wish more people would sample Patsy Cline, she’s so dope. This record samples Strange and I’m suggesting that someone sample Crazy, make a beat and let Cudder do his thing. Just putting that out there, lol! I likey this one! Click below to listen and download.
Ok, I lied. You should know that if Max B is involved you will learn nothing but tomfoolery. He kept asking about such “preposterous words” so I was hoping he would explain the meanings….he didn’t. He did however go on to belittle Jim Jones and throw his fiance under the bus by saying he has “the bitch on camera” SMH! You gotta give Max his props too….he even said this in a Jamaican accent while maintaining his wavy status. And yes I realize that as a functioning member of society, I should not be entertaining Max B’s foolishness since I don’t like to encourage beef, but this is funny! Thanks to MzSliCey for reminding me to post this.
“What are these prePOSterous words? What are these words? What are these units you’re selling? What are these 16,000 the first week? What are these 300 units the first week of the Christmas album? You done made Santa flop.” UPDATE: Someone just asked why I don’t like Max B. On the contrary, Looseneck LOVES him - he is HiLarious!!! I just don’t like to encourage beef…
Kid to Shrink: Hey Doc, my mom wanted me to be a teletubby
No that isn’t the latest behind the image from an upcoming sci-fi flick. That, my dear friend is a “Peekaru” the baby Snuggie, a pouch that eliminates the need to carry your child in your hands because who actually wants to carry their cumbersome offspring around the zoo right? I say we just ditch the $80 (yes it’s $80 for this mess in a damn recession) Kangaroo contraption and just throw toddlers in a sack over the shoulder. Then again, I shouldn’t judge because some of these gargantuan newborns are as big as oompa loompas these days, and to think they’re actually talking about adding more hormones to food.
Andre 3000 was arrested in his home state of Georgia this weekend for speeding. How fast was he pushing? 109 mph in a 65 mph zone.
According to TMZ, he was taken to the Henry County Jail where he posted $1200 bail and was subsequently released. Hmmn…in my experience, there’s only one thing that makes a man race across town like that, lol! Let me stop before I start any rumors.
Let the record show that Looseneck was the very first blog to have this track many moons ago. Now Amanda Diva has hopped on it, and Daytona is excited saying, “this track right here reminded me of some Reasonable Doubt shit, gave me the “Feelin’ It” vibe… So I had to get Amanda on it to solidify everything, and she definitely did her thing on it! Sit back n enjoy” Click below to listen and download.
In case you missed it dear Looseneckers, our favorite N.E.R.D. member had a moment of…umm…Ye-ness??? Yes, I like that word, we’ll say Pharell had a moment of Ye-ness in ATL this weekend after his show erupted in chaos. These days you never know what you’ll get with Pharrell, from impromptu dance sequences in Mickey D’s to….this. Keep it coming P!
“Move!… I swear to God if you don’t move I’m gonna tell them to kick you out. Move! Get out of the f*cking way!”
UGK’s new album UGK For Life drops today!
