Oh, so y’all thought Verne Troyer and PeeWee Herman were the only ones who got to have fun with blow-up girlfriends? Bingo needs loving too. Sometimes a chair leg just ain’t enough for a ninja! And so it is that some kind soul (who obviously knows the agony of blue balls) came up with a solution. Presenting, the DoggieLoverDoll, a female canine manufactured in soft rubber with a silicone vagina and an easy to clean reservoir. The product also comes with a tube of water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll (no one likes tattered goods - filet mignon Weezy said, not minced meat).
Last night, while I was at the screening for Red Falling Apples, the new Jim Jones/Dame Dash flick, Diesel was throwing a concert a few blocks over featuring the Clipse. All hell broke loose however when they brought out Kanye West to do their hit Kinda Like a Big Deal.
For the rest of the Clipse’s performance hit up my homies MADonly
Boom. Bitch. Pow! The ghetto fabulous cougar crew is back to brawling….
The Insider breaks news that Real Houseives of Atlanta castmember Kim Zolciak has filed a police report against NeNe Leakes. NeNe allegedly strangled Kimberly during a heated exchange. The incident report obtained by ET states that Kim was going to shoot a scene for ROHA and got into an argument with NeNe. While they were fighting, NeNe started to point her fingers in Kim’s face. The report claims that when witnesses tried to break them up, NeNe “grabbed [Kim] by the neck and tried to choke her out.” Kim then drove to the police station to file a report. Both witnesses collaborated her story. She has been advised to get a warrant for NeNe and take pictures of any bruises. The report notes that the officer was “unable to locate the suspect at this time.”
Reading a publicist written statement for the cameras in a revamped version of the shirt Michael Jackson wore during his molestation case may have quelled the memories of your….uhhh….aggressive ways for some, but my shit’s like an elephant buddy and I won’t forget. I got my eye on you! Moving on. Chris dropped by the studios to shoot the breeze with Kurupt *blank stare* and record for his new album. He’s like a kid who just got the toy he wanted in his Happy Meal isn’t he?
If Tiny ain’t a part of this mess I ain’t interested!
“The game is about the aspiration to live the life of T.I.,” said Anthony Castoro, chief executive of Heatwave. In the online game, you play the role of an up-and-coming artist. You select a manager, who advises you to get more street cred. That gives you the chance to undertake missions, as if you were playing a conventional game. You can earn cred by doing crowd-pleasing antics at Madison Square Garden. You can develop trademark dance moves and essentially battle for the favor of the audience. Other missions involve bailing out the boyfriend of one of your backup singers so she can get on with the show. You start at dive bars and try to become a superstar. “It sounds weird,” Castoro acknowledges. “But it plays great.”
Well, this is certainly another musical direction for Shakira. If I close my eyes, it sounds like a cross between Lady Gaga and Little Boots. As for the video, it’s all the sexy you’ve come to know and love from the Columbian princess, but even this is a departure for her. It reminds me of a European Britney vid, not that I don’t enjoy it, I’m just sayin’….
Btw, I’m mad this bish can split, and I’m out of the breath reaching for the Pop-Tarts on top of the fridge. *womp womp*
Fuck. Tha. Frail. Shit. Y’all knew it was coming, you didn’t think that Mariah was gonna dress up like Em and Marshall would let that be the end of it did you? Even though I frown upon beef, this is what I call an effin diss track! “Listen girlie, surely you don’t want to talk about how I nutted early cause I ejaculated prematurely….but if I’m embarassing me, I’m embarassing you” Man. Down.
You might remember that all hell broke loose last month when Drake debuted his video for everyone’s favorite girls anthem. I affectionately nicknamed the video A Celebration of Breasts. Some called it demeaning, others said Mr. West was simply being spiteful and some just thought it was….eh! I personally have no problem with seeing bouncing D-cup silicone balloons on my screen, my gripe was with the overall lack of creativity and craftsmanship since this is such a great record.
Anyway, word of the uproar got back to Drizzy and he took the time to talk about it with Sway backstage at the kickoff for the AMV tour. Drake claims Kanye actually offered to remake the video, but he refused. The fact that he cares enough to even respond to the hullabaloo gets my respect. He gets further kudos for his honesty about it basically being a mistake. You’ve still got a fan in me Aubrey!
I briefly got to meet Jesse last night at the Colin Munroe show at SOB’s I’m a fan. His music is clean, refreshing and best of all? That boy can really sang! Crack Distributors Radio’s Shine Travis and Holley Monelle sat down with the soulful crooner and gabbed it up with him about everything from his songwriting process to staying humble. Thanks Shine!
I’m a fan. His music is clean, refreshing and best of all? That boy can really sang! Crack Distributors Radio’s Shine Travis and Holley Monelle sat down with the soulful crooner and gabbed it up with him about everything from his songwriting process to staying humble. Thanks Shine!
