It’s hard to believe that so much time has passed since the infamous Anna Mae Eat Your Cake or Else?! incident with Ike Jr. and RiRi went down, but alas the Mechanical Dummy has weaseled his way back into the hearts of father figureless pre-teens and unto our ipods. This isn’t to say that RiRi hasn’t been busy either. She’s been spotted everywhere except Mars modelling haute couture and robot gear, and was the yodeller on the #1 single with mentor Jay-Z and Kanye West. Now, with a new album on the verge of release and an explosive first single she’s upping the publicity, I mean breaking her silence this Thursday on Good Morning America.
I can almost assure you, that this interview will not answer the burning questions left by her phonetically challenged former flame, so don’t hold your breath…
The other day I was gingerly strolling along my block when some very uncouth young man told me that I am the right size to participate in his sex acrobatics. Needless to say, I passed on that lovely opportunity, but judging by this video, he might want to direct his offer to Shakira. That bish is limber! Song produced by Pharrell from her She Wolf album.
What did I tell you Fridays and fuckery? They go together like peanut butter and jelly, bread and butter, Snoop and his…uhhh…herbs.
The above cake was made for the daughter of Alex Baldwin and Kim Basinger for her 14th birthday. I too loved gremlins as a child, not enough to have a cake made, but to each his own
Every time I hear this song, I remember why I moved here and how my eyes glistened, skin tingled the first time I went over the Brooklyn bridge at night. It’s something I can’t quite explain, this city just has an aura. Epic moment - hip hop’s come a long way.
“Concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do…”
Sweet Jesus, I thought I had seen it all, but this shit right here….
Psychic Jayne Wallace is appealing to Twitter junkies to submit questions to late superstars, like Michael Jackson, Kurt Cobain, River Phoenix, and William Shakespeare. Jayne will then relay the questions to the dead stars if she is able to make contact with them in a seancé this Friday night (London time). Twitterers can submit a question or check out the seancé here.
A tweance? Really?!….no like really?! *blank fucking stare*
It’s about time we had some new music from Ne-Yo. Never mind that he has the occasional Tyra(esque) breakdown every now and then, he’s truly an awesome songwriter and singer. This is the official video for his contribution to Disney’s upcoming animated flick The Princess and The Frog.
“You’re the best thing I never knew I needed…” <333
