Ladies, he’s sangin’ bout the itis and he wadn’t even eating chicken. YASSSSSSS! This guy’s voice is like Haagen-Dazs on a cold day, keep an eye out for him.

Jesse Boykins III- Itis (Official Music Video) from Jesse Boykins III on Vimeo.

Shame on you all for not alerting me to this! How is this relationship supposed to work if I can’t count on you to keep me abreast of such fuckery?!

Despite Jay-Z’s numerous accomplishments like beating Elvis on the charts, riding on floats with the mayor of the town that he runs, bagging Beyonce, etc, he took an L with D.O.A. Why? Because autotune is not dead, not even a little. Autotune is the Chucky of the music industry. Now the cornrowed gnome of hip hop done got hold of it….

It’s coming friends…. it’s coming….

If you ever dreamed about The Klumps being turned into a weekly series children, your day has come. Last night was the premiere of the new reality show One Big Happy Family on TLC. As I said on Twitter, I’d love to see TLC’s mission statement; I’m sure it says something like “weird ass families day in, day out” just like I’m sure BET’s must include something about “non-stop coonery,” but I digress. Fuckery enthusiasts, One BIG Happy Family will help to fill the void until Thursdays when Snooki and The Situation touch you with their tv magic. Yesterday, the family appeared on The Today Show with Meredith Vieira to talk about their weight loss struggles and goals.

February 8th my loves. Get ready!

2009 will go down in history as the year the first Black president was inaugurated, the year lots of celebs died, the year the world hated Kanye West, the year we discovered Chris Brown’s inner ninja, the year we learned that crack don’t kill, but it will sever your vocal chords (I’m still on your team Whitney!) and the year we were reintroduced to Jermaine Jackson’s paint thinner/shoe polish/clay hybrid hair. However, some things are better left in 2009, and so, in no particular order here are the top 8:

Taylor Swift

No good can come of a Black man walking around with a bottle of Hennessy at a live event. Kanye West found that out the hard way when his “passion” (Jay-Z’s words, not mine) led him to go up on stage and well….you know the rest. Since then it’s been Taylor mania, she’s everywhere from Oprah to the cover of People magazine. Proof that a pity party for a sweet-faced white girl in America can actually overshadow coverage of that pesky little war taking place in the Middle East. On to the next one in 2010.

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I struggled to make heads or tails of the tomfoolery occurring in this clip and all I could produce was a *blank stare*

Ladies, is it EVER okay to be spotted hanging off Mr. Autotune like one of his ridiculous chains? I thought so.

In case you’re wondering why everybody wanna have a baby by Weezy…

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Hands up if you dance around in your underwear to Oops and Call Me! I see we’re all in agreement. This however, is one of those light the candles, run the bubble bath and sail away kinds of records. Get into the groove friends.

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Little Miss High and Mighty Forehead will be kissing her daytime talk show goodbye after five seasons, two Emmy awards, and countless episodes of dispensing advice based on her personal experiences in areas in which she has no authority. Oh, and let us not forget the episodes where she celebrates herself. She spoke to People, and said this about her decision to call it quits:

This will be the last season of The Tyra Show, I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years. My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are.

And the queens will drop to their knees in sorrow. Truth be told, watching Tyra is highly entertaining. Now, all that’s left is Jersey Shore.