Well, the situation has materialized into a little bundle of joy, and of course, TMZ has obtained the image (seen above). According to them, Alexsandra Wright — who claims she had an 18 month affair with Knowles — filed a paternity suit against him back in October and gave birth on February 4. Wright’s lawyers are in court today, trying to get Knowles to pony up child support — so far, sources say, he hasn’t paid a cent. For his part, Mathew has skirted the issue, telling TMZ, “We are not aware of the birth of a child. Mr. Knowles has never had a DNA test. These rumors are untrue.”
Stop the track! My fellow fuckery enthusiasts, this will be a pivotal moment in our history. The father figure basic bitches never had, and the world’s best father next to Joe Jackson sat down on Friday for an emotional interview about Michael’s daughter, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan.
“Lindsay, I love you with all my heart and … I am not going to bury you. You’re going to bury me before this is over. I will do anything and everything I have to to save your life. Whether mom likes or the public likes it or anyone, I am going to take all the steps I can to help you because I want you to have your life back. You’re not in the right state of mind”
(If his words had fine print, it would also say “I will do all this, and I’m hoping to also get a reality show, book deal and possibly the rights to the film about your breakdown”)
