Calling Maury! Brian McKnight’s Got a Situation

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: Calling Maury!, Looseneck News

 

An avid watcher of Maury’s pin the tail on the sperm donor show, I can tell you that at this point nothing surprises me. I’ve seen it all: from men fathering babies from cousins and stepmoms to women testing 33 men to find her baby daddy. Thus, finding out that an R&B crooner owes $341,640 for 14 years of child support for a son he never knew he had doesn’t shock me. It probably should. But it doesn’t.

According to the holy grail of gossip TMZ, Miriam Lee filed paternity and child support docs in Orange County, FL last year alleging Brian McKnight is the father of her son and since McKnight never filed claims counteracting her claim, the judge ruled that he’s the daddy. Don’t count Brian out yet though, he’s currently awaiting the results of a paternity test says a rep.

SMH. It’d be a damn shame to see him singing “Back At One” waiting in the welfare line.

Matthew Knowles, In the Case of Little…

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: Calling Maury!, Looseneck News

….Nixon, you ARE the father! *Maury voice*

 It’s official, Papa Knowles’ ho shit has come back to bite him in the ass (and wallet I’m sure). Today, a DNA test confirmed that Beyonce’s father is in fact the father of Alexandra Wright’s new baby.

According to TMZ, lawyers for Knowles and Wright are in the final stages of negotiating a settlement for Nixon’s child support. Wright filed a paternity suit last October against Knowles — who was temporarily ordered to pay $8,200 in monthly child support. Wright claims she had an 18-month affair with Knowles.

Oh, Matthew….

 

Calling Maury! Is This Papa Knowles’ Lovechild?

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: Calling Maury!, Looseneck News

 

Remember the other day we reported that Papa Knowles had a situation? 

Well, the situation has materialized into a little bundle of joy, and of course, TMZ has obtained the image (seen above). According to them, Alexsandra Wright — who claims she had an 18 month affair with Knowles — filed a paternity suit against him back in October and gave birth on February 4. Wright’s lawyers are in court today, trying to get Knowles to pony up child support — so far, sources say, he hasn’t paid a cent. For his part, Mathew has skirted the issue, telling TMZ, “We are not aware of the birth of a child. Mr. Knowles has never had a DNA test. These rumors are untrue.”

Damn, homie……

Michael Lohan Breaks Down on Maury

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: Calling Maury!, Looseneck News

Stop the track! My fellow fuckery enthusiasts, this will be a pivotal moment in our history. The father figure basic bitches never had, and the world’s best father next to Joe Jackson sat down on Friday for an emotional interview about Michael’s daughter, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay, I love you with all my heart and … I am not going to bury you. You’re going to bury me before this is over. I will do anything and everything I have to to save your life. Whether mom likes or the public likes it or anyone, I am going to take all the steps I can to help you because I want you to have your life back. You’re not in the right state of mind” 

(If his words had fine print, it would also say “I will do all this, and I’m hoping to also get a reality show, book deal and possibly the rights to the film about your breakdown”)

Calling Maury! Papa Knowles Got a Situation

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: Calling Maury!, Looseneck News

Batten down the forts and man your stations, Creole heads will roll!

According to TMZ, Papa Knowles is a rolling stone and rolled his little johnny into Alexandra Wright, and knocked her up.

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