I need to recruit GangStarrGirl, her eye for fuckery is impeccable. Hey, some people have an affinity for stamps, others antiques, this is our lane. Don’t judge us.
If Lucifer won’t leave you alone like a needy ex, this guy and his wonderful dancers will show you how to shake the devil off and stomp the devil down. Stay blessed.
Pimp down! Damn Katt, didn’t anyone tell you not to drink the water in ATL? I swear there’s something in it to make people act a fool (See every reality show currently or previously in production) cause this shit right here….this shit right here n*gga……is just a mess:
NEWNAN, Ga. — Comedian Katt Williams has been jailed in Georgia on charges of burglary and criminal trespassing. A deputy at the jail in Coweta County, southwest of Atlanta, confirmed Williams was being held there and that a magistrate was expected to set bond at an arraignment Monday afternoon. The deputy did not have access to a police report to provide more details. Williams’ real name is Micah Williams. It was unclear Monday morning if Williams had an attorney.
My ninja Cartman for the win! Oh South Park, how I heart thee…
What did I tell you Fridays and fuckery? They go together like peanut butter and jelly, bread and butter, Snoop and his…uhhh…herbs.
The above cake was made for the daughter of Alex Baldwin and Kim Basinger for her 14th birthday. I too loved gremlins as a child, not enough to have a cake made, but to each his own 
Recessionista Shaquanda breaks down “Bumpits” for those of you who want the hair from the Grease films, but find it hard to fork over that $19.99. You can leave your gratitude in the comment section.
This is what life would be like if we made Frankie the new Dr. Phil. Thank the maker for rehab! Isn’t Propecia the name of a very messy rash or hemorrhoid cream?
When all else fails ladies and gentlemen, take your stalking to YouTube, Vimeo or any live stream that will have you. Necole, please give him a second chance if only for the fact that he tried to appear as if he had the sexy V like D’Angelo just to impress you….and because this is a little scary.
“Hopped on Twitter and you blocked a n*gga, I was like what the hell?….unblock my azz”
I’m gonna take a wild guess that whoever did this is unemployed and a Photoshop enthusiast. Either way, I’m pretty happy they have too much time on their hands since this is quite entertaining. You ever wonder what Hollywood’s A-listers will look like when the roles stop coming in and they can’t shimmy on the stage cause they might break their hip?! Your prayers have been answered. Someone has predicted what your favorite stars will look like in 2040.
Up top is JT, hit the jump for Katie Holmes, Angelina Jolie, Chris Rock, Gwen Stefani, Paris Hilton and more. LMFAO at Paris, watch her still rock that pink eye shadow and sparkles in 30 years, smh!
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If Looseneck ruled the world, these are the kind of commercials that would dominate advertising, the kind that sells you shit and educates simultaneously. In this ad, we uncover the origins of our sacred Yaki. I would cry fowl at the racial overtones of this, but I know some you didn’t know where your coveted Jet Black #2 comes from, so we’ll all learn as one. Togetherness, that is all I’m after.
While our hearts may still be heavy over the tragic passing of the King of Pop, it’s comforting to know that his good works and legacy will be carried on people like this.
When the repo man comes to claim homie’s car, he magically morphs into his own version of the Bad video before our very eyes, kicking the man in the derriere with MJ’s famous kick. It was like watching the scene in Ghost when Patrick Swayze jumps into Whoopi’s body except less romantic. Even in the face of adversity our man manages to find a way to pay his respects. MJ is no doubt smiling down from above, no recession will stop his stans.
Jesus is working overtime this week. He has to deal with Lil Mama, Sarah Palin and now this. We wish him the best, does he drink Red Bull? Cause he’s gonna need it.
