Now I’m Mad, Real Mad, Gary Coleman!

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, LooseNeck Vids

Definition: The Napoleon Complex is a term to describe the inferiority complex which is felt by diminutive people, who then overcompensate for their height by being excessively aggressive. It is also commonly known as “little man syndrome,” “small man syndrome” and other names of the same vein.

“You can walk off the same plank, and drown yourself in the ocean!”

Props to Castina!

La Toya Jackson Says MJ’s Son Prince Has Vitilago

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, Looseneck News

 

UK tabloid The Mirror is reporting that LaToya recently revealed that Michael Jackson’s 12 year-old son Prince Michael has inherited the skin disease vitilago from his father. “Vitiligo is on my father’s side and Prince has it, too - on his arms and chest,” she said.

It is just too early in the week for this confounded bullshit.

Image via the BILD

Oh Sammy Sosa….

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, Looseneck News

I originally ignored this tomfoolery because pseudo Michael Jackson stories minus the psychological gold-digging, belt-wielding Daddy angle don’t thrill me, but stories of delusions and grandeur do. Here’s the light and dark (see what I did there?) of his transformation from caramel papi to George Michael stand-in.

Via The NY Daily News:  “I use a cream to keep my skin smooth and soft. I apply it before I go to bed. When I was playing for Chicago all those years, I was in the sun a lot for 1 o’clock games,” said Sosa, who turns 41 tomorrow. “The flashes (from the cameras) also made my skin look lighter. I’m surprised with the controversy this has caused.”

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Fat Joe Made 50 Cry

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, LooseNeck Vids

Yesterday, tweet city was ablaze with “breaking” news that 50 Cent had been rushed to the hospital, to later find out that his injuries were only aural in nature. It turns out Fat Joe’s sucky record had caused poor Curtis to fall ill. He’s seen here being comforted by his son Marquise.

Can’t we get him to take up crochet or something? This ninja has a too much imgaination, money and time on his hands.

And Fat Joe responds….

Your Weekend LooseNeck Fuckery Fix

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, LooseNeck Vids

Oh Stephon, you are my muse. By now you should all be aware of Stephon’s live stream antics: the dancing, rapping, vaseline ingestion….the list goes on and on. Now, he’s decided to respond to Hov’s line from La La La: “don’t confuse me with Marbury out this bitch/ run up on me at the light, you can lose your life.” Yes, 7 years later. Let that sink in, and enjoy the fuckery that is about to grace your screen.

Jesus be a drug outreach program!

…And Now Lil Mama’s Sorry

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, Looseneck News

Oh woe is he, Lil Mama is apologizing to MTV for her “overzealous” (their word, not mine) behavior last night. The jist of it: she was caught up in the rapture like Anita Baker.

Via MTV News: I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys,” the statement reads. “I admire them and look up to them as role models. ‘Empire State of Mind’ had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY.” Lil Mama’s rep said she may have more to say about the situation later.

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*Gasp* Tyra’s Real Hair Revealed

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here

2009: the year of inspiring triumphs and unthinkable tragedies. We witnessed a lightning Bolt streak across the track and into the record books. The globe lost a hero, pop icon and musical genius and today we stood in awe and wonder as Tyra revealed her REAL hair. Yes, after months and months of endless publicity about the yaki-free season premiere of her show, today was finally the day.

Was it everything you ever dreamed of? Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like thisssss.

LooseNeck Video of the Day

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: Funny Fridays, He/She is Not From Here, LooseNeck Vids

When all else fails ladies and gentlemen, take your stalking to YouTube, Vimeo or any live stream that will have you. Necole, please give him a second chance if only for the fact that he tried to appear as if he had the sexy V like D’Angelo just to impress you….and because this is a little scary.

“Hopped on Twitter and you blocked a n*gga, I was like what the hell?….unblock my azz”

Chasing Hoes with Hoes…

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, LooseNeck Vids, Some Afternoon Ghetto

Dear friends, we are gathered here today to witness an act of niggatry so extreme it almost makes Frankie look poised.

Watch as this grandmother makes the poor news crew flee as if they’d seen Star Jones naked, when they came to her home for the investigation of a story. The story being that her underage granddaughter is making wages at the local whorington spot. Truancy (and ignorance) are a concern indeed.

“Rosemary don’t live here!” *packs bags to meet my maker*

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Spreading the Word in Times of Recession…

Author: Likkle Miss  //  Category: He/She is Not From Here, LooseNeck Vids

Oh give thanks to the Lord; call upon his name;
make known his deeds among the peoples!
Sing to him, sing praises to him;
tell of all his wondrous works!
—Psalm 105:1-2

Unfortunately, the Bible did not specify where exactly you should make his deeds known among the peoples, so Charlette chose the Apple store….with it’s free Macbook camera usage. 

(Spotted @ C+D)