Not even in times of unspeakable calamity will heaux shit take a holiday. I know this guy is wishing their rescue comes later rather than sooner. Smh…
Le sigh. My people, my people. I’m not saying banning someone from their local mall for loud as hell and wanting another cinnamon roll even when they’re one roll away from diabetes is fair, but I spent a good chunk of this weekend taking a bus cross-country and was stuck in front of the most obnoxious and inconsiderate people. You’re damn right I wished I could have requested that Mega Bus deny them access to its services for life.
Apparently, while on my day and a half hiatus, I missed the news that the Colonel and dem had made their way into the Guinness Book of World Records. For what? Exactly what you’re thinking - for the most fried chicken served at one time.
Yesterday, in Louisville, Kentucky, people gathered at Fourth Street and were treated to free chicken as the fast food chain attempted to beat the previous record of 1600 pounds. And they did, according to their spokesperson who reported that 2,493.35 pounds of chicken was served. Of course, in such matters, documentation has to be provided in order to verify, but it looks a mission accomplished.
Can’t you hear the gentle sounds of arteries clogging? I’m just guessing, but I doubt KFC should expect a congratulatory fruit basket from the American Heart Association.
Le sigh. My people, my people….
Far be it from me to judge what makes anyone happy. There are people out there who get turned on by getting peed on during sex. As long as there are no minors involved (I’m looking at you R.Kelly), I wish them the best. However, in the case of Montana Fishburne, I get the feeling her porn career has more to do with a desperate attempt to be famous than it does with actually having an affinity for freak shit.
Here, she talks to TMZ about the allegations that her dad’s colleagues were trying to her x-rated flick off the market. She says she wants her family to be proud of whatever career path she chooses. Okay, but girl, you might wanna get some Mederma for those spots on your ass cause it’s looking like a leopard and this ain’t Animal Planet.
“Where my weave? Where my eyelash? Sippin’ on ah jun shi juice” This can’t be life. Oh, and if you’re wondering who’s the mastermind behind this upcoming atrocity, you can blame Twitter’s self-appointed Gandhi, Tyrese. iQuit.
Is this real life? Not only has Bieber Fever taken over Twitter and spawned a million lesbian look-a-likes (we all know a lesbian with that Bieber haircut), now it’s coming for the nerds’ favorite pasttime - comics. There’s no escaping it, people.
Hollywood Reporter: Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber is getting his own biography comic book, courtesy Bluewater Productions. The 32-page “Fame: Justin Bieber” comic, due out in October, will chronicle the 16-year-old singer’s climb to current heartthrob status. Vancouver-based Bluewater last month released a similar bio comic of Robert Pattinson, “Fame: Robert Pattinson,” timed to coincide with the latest theatrical release of the Twilight movie franchise. Bluewater has also released graphic biographies of Taylor Swift, David Beckham and Lady Gaga.
Speaking of Gaga and the Biebs, he recently surpassed the pop sensation in hits on Youtube. You can cop the comic books for $3.99 in October when it hits stores and Amazon.com All Bieber Everything…
(Image via RadarOnline)
….you continue to make Joe Jackson look like Gandhi.
Good grief. Just when I was hoping these dingbats were at 14:59, here comes this.
The Washington Post reported yesterday that Michaele Salahi, one half of the unwelcome guests who Lil Mama’d Obama’s State Dinner last year has been added to the cast of Bravo’s D.C. installment of their “Real Housewives” franchise.
I felt this one coming…. like a silent fart.
Get ready to ball those fists and thrust them frantically in the air. Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wants to dazzle you his rhymes with the help of Fatman Scoop, DJ Class, The Disco Fries, and of course, every tone deaf “artist’s” best friend, autotune. You can hear a clip of the reality star’s new record which hit the web today up top.
Sitch’s new record will be available on iTunes this week. No word on whether Snooki will be back-flipping in her thong in the video, though.
