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You’re big time now, kid! Drake has landed his first major endorsement deal with Sprite. A very low quality version of this commercial surfaced on the net a few days ago, but here’s a better one.

The NYC Department of Health has released a new commercial warning the city about the dangers of sugary drinks. If you can make it through the whole thing, then you have a stronger stomach than I. You, and those girls who swap spit with Flavor Flav on The Flavor of Love, but that’s neither here nor there.

After watching Frankie and Neffe and discovering that one can make hundreds of dollars an hour by making an ex-crackhead glue macaroni on cartridge paper, and by simply stating the obvious using three syllable words, I will no longer knock anyone’s hustle. Times are hard, and a check is a check.

This brings me to these two…uhhh…. pleasantly plump young gentlemen’s entrepreneurship. Not only are they utilizing their “skills”, they’re offering you a combination of services at a drastically reduced rate. Applaud them for their recessionary efforts.

Don’t adjust your eyes, this post is sports related which rarely appears on this site, but it’s up because it features the music of two of Looseneck’s favorite artists: Mickey Factz and B.O.B. Go team!

NBA LIVE 10 COMMERCIAL from GFCnewyork on Vimeo.

Recessionista Shaquanda breaks down “Bumpits” for those of you who want the hair from the Grease films, but find it hard to fork over that $19.99. You can leave your gratitude in the comment section.

Hov recreates the covers for his past albums in this new Rhapsody commercial for his upcoming Blueprint 3 album (which is leaking like a damn faucet). Very dope! What’s your favorite? I think I’m partial to Reasonable Doubt. It’s a classic.
all black everything.

Chris Rock takes on the great hair debate in the Black community.
If your hair is nappy, they’re not happy. LMAO! I can’t wait to see this…

One word for you: Hi *dead*

Props to ToriCheyenne

Oh Father, you do hear our pleas. Someone has finally come up with a deoderant for those with beastly butt odor, pungent pits, and foul feet. Let’s face it, no one wants fish, when they’re getting ready to filet mignon that….you know! “Perfect for on the go, or give it your smelly friend” *dies slowly*

Stop laughing and thank the people at Doc Bottoms for their wonderful product. And please feel free to pass this message along to Stephon Marbury. He’s been stationed at his Macbook camera for three days now preaching fuckery. I know you ain’t wash ninja!

If Looseneck ruled the world, these are the kind of commercials that would dominate advertising, the kind that sells you shit and educates simultaneously. In this ad, we uncover the origins of our sacred Yaki. I would cry fowl at the racial overtones of this, but I know some you didn’t know where your coveted Jet Black #2 comes from, so we’ll all learn as one. Togetherness, that is all I’m after.