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The guy who broke Chelsea’s rapper virginity was back a second time to talk about his new album (which I’ve heard nothing but great things about), being a hip hop pioneer at the Puerto Rican Day Parade, his ass crack *shudders* and more. I see I’m gonna need to take a trip to China to meet this Chinese Fat Joe, he sounds awesome!

Ladies, is your man an Old Spice man? Does he look like this? Probably not, but that’s okay. The Flavor Flavs of the world need love to. If he is interested in looking like Mr. Old Spice whose real name is Isaiah Mustafa, it’s gonna take a lot of hard work. Isaiah shares the secrets to his killer bod in this interview with Leno, and breaks down how he parlayed bad investments and debt into a lucrative acting career. He’s going to be starring alongside Jennifer Aniston in a new movie next year. A little bit of luck goes a long way. *plays Pick 5 and prays to Beysus*
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A little late with this, but the Teflon Don’s manboobs + Lil Jon and his crunk cup + Big Boi + Chelsea = a classic LooseNeck tv moment.

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A lot of spray tans and liquor were in the building last night when the cast of the Jersey Shore hit up George Lopez along with funnywoman Kathy Griffin to play a game of “I Never.” It’s not enough that they reveal sooo much of themselves on reality tv, there was plenty more to be discovered about our favorite guidos and guidettes with this game, including the fact that our beloved Snooki’s been vajazzled. God bless the man that beholds that glorious sight.

Sidebar: why was The Situation dressed like a mash-up between Miami Vice and Men In Black?

Love is supposed to be the strongest force in the universe, able to survive war and famine. Maybe back then, these days it seems love can’t withstand prison…. or Tiny.

Clifford was back on Chelsea’s couch to promote his new album and movie, but she wouldn’t let him get away with his shameless plugging without bringing up the fact he seems to be dodging talks of their “relationship” lol! She also mentioned that T.I.’s fiancewifebabymama was also on the show recently, and asked if the two were finally going to get hitched. Did you know that he and Tiny were already married then subsequently divorced and she took everythaaaaaaaang? Haha, always a good time when TIP drops by.

Funny stuff. Jimmy schools Aubrey on the art of celeb tweeting via a rap song with a hook so catchy, it’s been stuck in my head all morning. Great.

A straight to dvd ’Jersey Shore’ movie is in the works. I can feel it in my…. nevermind.

Our guidette chipmunk and her pals are back at it. Last night the cast of the hit reality series ‘Jersey Shore’ (including that one who left the show, and no one cares about) did a hilarious spoof of “Twilight” for The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

Guidos, and fist pumps, and fangs. Oh my.

Last night, all the tweets and streets were abuzz as Aubrey’s MTV documentary about the days leading up to the release of his album Thank Me Later finally premiered on the network after 45,462 previews hit the net over the course of the past two weeks.

Later, Wheelchair Jimmy was on the late night circuit performing his #1 song “Find Your Love” on Leno. Why he insists on doing this whispery, lite music version of his songs is beyond me. Whatever makes the gals (and guys, I see y’all) throw their undies to the stage…. I guess.

Leno’s performance is up top. Click here for the doc.

The two hit Chelsea’s spot to chop it up about their upcoming collaborative tour and things. Waiting on that Snoop/Chuy mixtape to drop.

The irony of this song with all the horrifying news coming from Jamaica. Sigh. Still, I count my blessings that my family in Kingston is safe.