Great moments in tv history are made like this. Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe hit up Chelsea’s spot to chop it up about her phenomenal success since starring in the movie Precious, a Best Picture nominee. Gabourey is quickly replacing Tiny as my bff in my head. Not only is she awesomely funny, but we share a common bond - an unending lust for Justin Timberlake. Here, she talks a bit about that, and how it feels to be famous. Oh, and the little lesbihoooooooest imagery painted by Chelsea and Gabby should make for some pleasant dreams tonight.
Yesterday, the incomparable Sade dropped her first new studio album in over 10 years. She hit the promo scene early yesterday in NYC, appearing on the Today Show, (that show with Terrence and Rocsi) and last night on Letterman. Check her out doing the title track from the LP, and def cop that if you’re into eargasms!
You can catch her on The Today Show after the jump. Props to RapRadar.com. Read more…
You’ll rarely find any shade thrown on Luda over here. I worked with him years ago in Jamaica, and it would be hard to find a more genuinely nice guy to work with, especially in this industry. He hit George Lopez yesterday where he chopped it up about his new single ‘How Low” and his own brand of cognac. This led to a hilarious Masterpiece Theater-like reminiscing session about the simpler times.
Luda: the simpler times my friend, when the President was white and you could hate his guts without feeling guilty. You know what I’m talking bout?
His Airness was on hand via satellite from the Bahamas last night to do Jay’s 10 @ 10 segment. Some things you’ll learn about Jordan in this video: he owns over 1500 pairs of shoes, he doesn’t want anybody’s autograph except maybe Martin Luther King’s, he stays freshly manicured and he’s sometimes known as Leroy Smith and Bill Jones. The best part however, came when he served Jay a little shade.
Jay: Can you still dunk and when was the last time you tried?
Jordan: Are you stupid?….yeah, I am testy, that’s a dumb question
While I was out romancing the vodka (and it was Chris Browning my system), ‘SNL’ was busy making fun of the debacle that has become the late night line-up at NBC. In a hilarious parody, Conan and Leno sat down with Larry King to weigh in on the situation. A pencil throwing David Letterman also chimed with his two cents via satellite. Oh, and Carson Daly was lurking somewhere on the outskirts of the camera too. Symbolism, for the win!
Larry King: Conan, don’t worry you’re young and talented and you get to leave NBC. It’s like you were rescued from the Titanic, and I can relate cause I was rescued from the actual Titanic.
Damn you flu! While I was in my Nyquil stupor, I missed my newest tv addiction shooting the breeze with Mz. Handler. The title of this post is misleading, it should really be called The Relevent Members of the ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast on Chelsea Lately since Sammi, that ninja turtle replica Ronni and J-Woww did not make an appearance. Scissors beats paper. Fist pumps to the face beats guido/guidette lovers spats. Get like them on Season 2 y’all!
Here, the three talk about how their lives have changed since appearing on the show, who’s back-flipping in each other’s beds (apparently The Situation and Snooki have a sexual situation going on) and who they saw the other night they were hanging out in Hollywood. Hint: It was the usual suspects, including one disillusioned Hollywood mother.
The Days of Our Lives of late night drama continues. Last night, Jay had Jimmy on to do his nightly “10 @ 10″ segment and well, let’s just Jay was left with egg on his face. All you rappers with your crappy subliminal jabs, have nothing on Kimmel. Nothing!
Leno: Any big late night news?
Kimmel: I don’t know Jay, I watch Oprah at night
Leno: Ever order anything off the tv?
Kimmel: You mean like NBC ordered your show off the tv?
Think you’re a five-star chick? A Barbie? A diamond girl? You ain’t really shining if your kitty isn’t blinging like a game of Bejeweled. This isn’t my idea. These are the thoughts of Jennifer Love Hewitt. The Ghost Whisperer star appeared on The George Lopez Show last night where she talked about her new book My Dog Ate Cupid. She mentioned that there’s a chapter in the book where she encourages women to “vajazzle their vajayjays” saying she once accessorized hers with Swarovski crystals and loved it.
Just wait till the queens get a hold of this. Bedazzled batons for everyone!
Ms. Fiona delivered a sensational performance of her smash hit on Kimmel last night. Girl, you better sang that man ain’t no good with his cheating ass song! No, I have no clue why Jimmy was wearing that Letterman toupee on his head, if you know, please fill me in. Thanks.
