LooseNeck.com

A previously unreleased record from the Jackson 5. Isn’t this song the cutest? If this doesn’t put you in a good mood, nothing will. Happy Sunday.

Ok I confess, I came up with at least 244 jokes about this scenario, but I won’t be sharing any of them. Instead, I’m going to applaud the left coast’s marijuana loving uncle for taking the time to answer some of the questions from his biggest fan from Salt Lake. Awesomeness. I’d love to see more of this kind of footage, and less of this.

It’s bad enough I drive him crazy every Sunday watching Bridezillas and Platinum Weddings, but now I’ve discovered that there’s actually a show dedicated to awesome proposals! I smell trouble, haha. Anyways, applaud the man in this clip for actually attempting to freeze time to pop the question to his lady love. All together now: *swoooooooon*

Sigh. How quickly times flies. I can hardly believe it’s been a year since we said goodbye to our beloved king of pop. If I’m alone at night, and a favorite MJ song is playing, I still get a little misty-eyed. So on the anniversary of his death, instead of posting a video of one of his most iconic moments (he has so many), I wanted to share one of my all-time favorite songs with you. This record with Carlos Santana is off his Invincible album, and while it didn’t do so well commercially, I’m in love with every second of this song. Just beautiful. RIP to the greatest.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

While Joe Jackson is promoting his record label (and Lord knows what else) and pointing the finger at his wife for his son’s death, Katherine is busy with her new book “Never Can Say Goodbye: The Katherine Jackson Archives,” a collection of private photos of Jackson and family. In this video, she thanks Michael’s adoring fans and VoicePlate.com who is honoring the King of Pop with a red carpet event called “Forever Michael” this weekend at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in LA.

How sweet is she? *waits for Joe Jackson to make underhanded comments re the sales, profit and/or motives*

I figured I’d let Katt Williams share some of his experiences as a father to get you in the spirit of things. Oh, and a special shout out to all the moms playing daddy too.

Every now and then, an individual comes around who is so special, we here at Looseneck have to pay homage. Today, that person is Ron Artest.

Over the past several months, Ron has provided us with countless moments of classic fuckery. I mean, who could forget this? (Michael, Michael, you my n*ggaaa). Then last night, after aiding his Lakers team to victory in the NBA Finals, he took the time to shout out his psychiatrist and plug his upcoming single, “Champion.” Oh, and the magic only continued at the press conference. Catch that down below.

Ron Artest, Looseneck salutes you.
Read more…

Usually I reserve this category for explicit expressions of fuckery, but this is just so sweet, I couldn’t resist. Plus, he gets uber props for being this creative. Ladies, are you swooning too?

Spotted @ PopCrunch

While I could certainly have gone my whole life without seeing Tracy Morgan shirtless, this video is everything I needed on a Monday afternoon. Hollywood’s new it girl and the comedian appear on the cover of this week’s New York mag. At the cover shoot, the two got very friendly with each other when instructed to be “sexy.” They exchanged smooches, and Betty copped more than a feel of Tracy’s A-cups. As fot Tracy?  Well, he didn’t seem to mind the groping at all.

Dear mothers,

Don’t let the child support (or lack thereof), the bad ass rugrats or your hyper-horny teen you might have to chase to prevent him or her from doing some heaux shit, stop you from realizing just how amazing you are. You are appreciated.

Love,
Looseneck.com