You remember Ardi Rizal, the toddler affectionately known as “Ciggie Smalls” because he was puffing on two packs of cigarettes a day. Well, applaud that Michelin Man shaped baby cause he’s finally gotten rid of the lung cancer induing habit after undergoing a 30-day treatment program. Yeah, babies are going to rehab. 2012 ain’t a lie.
That’s right gleeks, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of is going to play a major part in your favorite show. Check out the promo above for the new season airing September 21st on Fox. Fans are in for a treat too as this season’s guest stars include Britney Spears, John Stamos and Janier Bardem.
Just what New York needs - more dudes singing showtunes 
Perhaps the most random news I’ve gotten all day, the Discovery Channel hostage situation notwithstanding. Calvin has teamed up with Norton Anti-Virus to help fight the good fight against those pesky hackers. Good luck with that. And God bless this adorable little host trying to get the “urban” lingo down.
Him and his beard finally announced the name of his new show on TBS due out this November. And the name is…. wait for it… CONAN. This is gonna be good.
Le sigh. My people, my people. I’m not saying banning someone from their local mall for loud as hell and wanting another cinnamon roll even when they’re one roll away from diabetes is fair, but I spent a good chunk of this weekend taking a bus cross-country and was stuck in front of the most obnoxious and inconsiderate people. You’re damn right I wished I could have requested that Mega Bus deny them access to its services for life.
Bravo will not stop until every local self-proclaimed socialite across this great land has a reality show. This time though, we’re talking real housewives, not these so-called celebutants whose homes are in foreclosure (I’m looking at you Teresa and Lisa).
The cast includes Kelsey Grammar’s soon to be ex-wife, ex Playboy playmate Camille Grammar, Adrienee Maloof (those peeps who own the Palms, the Kings and probably your life), and Paris Hilton’s aunts Kyle and Kim Richards.
Let the catfights begin! Oh, and wake me up when “The Real Housewives of Camden” comes out.
I told you that the proposal Snooki’s gorilla juicehead made on the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine was hogwash. The chipmunk guidette wasted no time letting us know that no wedding bells are ringing for her anytime soon. “Rumors of Nicole’s romantic status have been greatly exaggerated. She is single with no immediate plans to change that,” said her publicist.
Well…. damn. Sorry homie, looks like you’ll have to find someone else to mooch off of for fame. I hear Spencer Pratt is available.
So what can we expect from the new season of Dancing With the Stars? Fist pumps, silicone and a whole lot of yaki. The new cast of the show was revealed on Bachelor Pad tonight, the list of the cast is below:
It kinda feels like I took a time machine watching Lauryn Hill give an interview. Anyway, backstage at the New York leg of the tour, the talented Mz. Hill sits down with MTV News to talk about being a part of the experience and how it felt to have to so much love shown to her. In case you didn’t know, Mr. and Mrs. Alicia Keys plus baby bump, the Carters, Chris Rock and Mary J. Blige all showed up. You can catch that here
Well, something like that. Our chipmunk guidette has finally found the gorilla juicehead of her dreams (or at least until the season’s over), and he wants to put a ring on it. However, don’t expect him to wine and dine her then get down on one knee with a Tiffany blue box. These are different times people, and he’s chosen to propose via the cover of Stepping Out magazine reports RadarOnline, but Jeff Miranda is insistent that he isn’t using his girlfriend for fame (insert side-eye here).
His ex recently blabbed to the tabs that the ex Iraq war veteran was physically and mentally abusive and even put a shotgun to her head during their relationship, but hasn’t stopped the wheels of “love” for these two from spinning. On his proposal Jeff says, “once she deals with the shock I think they’ll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes.” He goes on “I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”
My reaction?
