Will my fellow Betty White stans please stand up?! Remember I told you about the viral campaign sweeping the net , petitioning to get the tv icon to host Saturday Night Live? Well, wish no more. Mz. White confirmed to Peopleat Elton John’s Oscar party last night, that she will in fact be hosting the legendary sketch comedy show soon. No details as to when this will happen have emerged just yet, but I’ll keep you posted!
I’ll bet my bottom dollar that at age 88, Betty will be 10 times funnier than the majority of these half-wit celebutants too. Oh, and let’s keep our fingers crossed that they’ll have her do a Lady Gaga skit. Betty White in Gaga’s latex get-ups > Rihanna in shorts.
….in Pretty Woman. Gone are the days when D’Angelo could flash a smile, and women would automatically envision that spectacular Vand drop their thongs. These days, you can only do that when you’re a “blasian” golfer raking in $40 grand per hour. Now he’s gotta work for it, or I guess, he’s gotta pay for it….
R&B singerD’Angelo (real name: Michael Archer) was arrested and charged with soliciting a prostitute Saturday in New York, a police spokesperson confirmed to MTV News on Sunday (March 7). While the spokesperson declined to provide further details, according to The New York Post, the singer allegedly offered an undercover policewoman $40 for oral sex.
D’Angelo was driving alone in his Range Rover at Greenwich and Horatio streets at about 2:30 a.m. when he saw a woman he believed to be a prostitute, unnamed sources told the Post. He was arrested and charged with solicitation after asking the woman for sex, according to the sources, who added that the singer had $12,000 in his car. A rep for the singer had not responded to MTV News’ requests for comment at press time.
$40, when he’s sitting on 12 grand in the whip?! This ninja is as brazen as they come!
Taking a cue from Halle Berry, when she showed up to the Razzies to accept her award for her role in that atrocious superhero flick, Catwoman in 2008. Sandra Bullock not only showed up to the award ceremony this weekend, she delivered a speech and came bearing gifts.
The actress won two Razzies for her performances in All About Steve - one for Worst Actress and the other with Bradley Cooper for Worst Screen Couple. In her acceptance speech, she surmised that the members must not have watched the film carefully enough, and so she brought the entire audience a dvd of the film. You’ve gotta love a celeb that can make fun of herself. Take notes, Gary Coleman.
Sandra was also nominated for the Best Actress Academy Award for her performance in The Blind Side and won tonight! She might just be the first actor to win an Oscar and Razzie in the same week! Oh, and you Beyonce stans will be pleased to learn that she didn’t win the Razzie for Obsessed, Sienna Miller did.
A full list of the Razzie Winners are after the jump. Read more…
As I’ve said before, the recipe for a perfect Jersey Shore episode is hot tub ho shit, Snooki backflips, fist pumping and and a good ass-kicking. However, the couple involved in the epic bar fight with Sammi and Ronni are alleging that that fight was doctored for the cameras, and made to look like they had instigated the incident when in fact it was the reality stars who had ignited the trouble by firing off homophobic slurs and other insults.
One of the greatest things about owning a computer is the secret life you get to lead. There’s a certain comfort and security that comes from being exactly who want to be in your virtual world. Music, pictures and videos you’d never admit to, can lurk somewhere in the crevices of your hard drive. You’d be shocked to find out what little Billy has stored in his documents, and the Cinemax at night slideshow Miss Goody-Two-Shoes made for her boo. Now, ho shit can’t hide.
The Porn Detection Stick, by Paraben, is a $100 thumb drive stuffed with Windows-compatible image detection software. Give it an hour and a half, and the device can scan 70,000 images—even deleted ones—with algorithms that analyze “facial features, flesh tone colors, image back grounds, body part shapes, and more.” The system promises less than 1% false positives. Of course, what the software can’t analyze are any videos that may be saved to your hard drive or pretty much anything in the web.
Okay, so it can’t do everything. Still, somewhere Chris Hansen is beaming.
Coontastic animated fun is coming your way courtesy of DJ Drama and Mr. Autotune himself. Freaknik: The Musical is an animated special set to air on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim this Sunday at 11:30 pm. Expect cameos from SNL funny man Andy Samberg, Big Boi, Bill Hader, Cee-Lo, Charlie Murphy, DJ Drama, DJ Pooh, George Clinton, Kelis, Lil Wayne, Bootsy Collins, Lil Jon, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg, Sophia Fresh and Young Cash. I’m sure it will be entertaining; meet me on Twitter so we can talk shit and laugh together, friends.
MJ at summerjam, Obama on the text,
Y’all should be afraid of what I’m gonna do next - Jay -Z “On To Next One”
This Bromance has reached new heights. Obama and Hov have moved on from being mere text buddies. On stage last night on the DC leg of his Blueprint 3 tour, Jay shouted out son the son of a White House staff member, “I don’t know where you are, but happy birthday. I just came from the White House, and your pops works there….Happy Birthday.” According to The Washington Post, Mr. Carter dropped by Obama’s crib for an unscheduled visit yesterday, and he apparently brought his BP3 tour mates along too since Trey Songz tweeted the following, “Had the honor of meeting Barack Obama today - SURREAL - GOD Bless the President and his family.”
No word on whether or not Jeezy was also in the House, but my soul would weep if I found out he personally performed “My President is Black”for Obama and dem.
**UPDATE** Up top, you’ll see that pictures from Hov’s visit to the White House have surfaced. In was in fact a family affair, as he brought wifey along. Down below is another image with hip hop’s first couple, Trey Songz and Kevin Liles. And yes, it does indeed seem like Jeezy was not in attendance. Damnit! LOL
As part of The Today Show’s “Great TV Families Reunited” series this week, the morning show had the hilariously dysfunctional tenants of the DC apartment complex chop it up with Matt Lauer. Remember Sooooondra strutting her stuff in those neon tights? Good times. The cast, minus Alaina Reed Hall-Amini who passed on just a few months ago came together to reminisce, catch up and let us know what they’ve been up to since the building closed. Regina King got a little misty-eyed in the moment. It’s awesome to see the gang together again. Speaking of, can someone hook a bish up with a box set or something. Please and thank you.
