Ok, time to get your hedumacation on for a bit. Take a listen to this insightful discusion between one of today’s most prolific Black voices and my favorite new school rapper at Calvin College. And while we’re talking about Lupe he just announced that his new album is coming and will be called Lasers. Props to LupEnd for the audio.
“If I tell a lie on a record, and I sell a million records….I’ve told a million lies”
The second DTM (Doing Too Much) award of the year goes to the deceased man in the above article. RIP homie, but what the hell are you gonna tell Jesus, “Dear Lord, please forgive me for my fornication stunt that went awry?!” Good luck with that one, smh!
In authentic Mickey Factz Tweet Lingo (there’s no better way, lol)
Sad really: the show at SOB’s tonight is the only place to be.
So okay folks, you know what to do. Likkle Miss will see you there. Shouts to GFC!
I’ve decided to add another category to Looseneck, “Funny Fridays” It always seems like I get more hilarious videos hurled at me towards the end of the week. This is not say that the rest of the week will be guffaw-free, but just expect more laughs on Fridays. Celebs are usually boring by Friday anyway. That said, get a load of this, smh! Shouts to Esso! 
Lesson of the day: It’s simple, stop being an idiot!
I sit here watching a rerun of E! News as Ryan Seacrest (smh) dishes on some irrelevant news about rock couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (probably a clip on where they buy their toliet paper), and I hear him mention their baby Bronx Mowgli. Yes! BRONX MOWGLI is what they named their precious little bundle of joy. Bronx, as in the roughest borough in the city, and Mowgli, inspired by exactly what you’re thinking - that character from Disney’sThe Jungle Book. Smh.
I’m not sure about you, but I have grown very tired of celebs calling their children these ridiculous names, like Apple (Gwenyth Paltrow), Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Stefani), Denim (Toni Braxton). Katt Williams’ voice: You can’t call no nigga baby ‘Denim’ Toni!!! At least do him the favor of naming him after a high-end fabric like silk or cashmere.
I think I’m going to start doing these random little personal posts more often because this city never ceases to amaze me.
I had to run down to the Apple store in Soho to try and get this problem fixed - again!!! Those on Twitter will know that this is the second time I’ve been there in the past 24 hours. On my way there, I am sitting on the train and watching the burliest guy, most football-player looking dude knit. Shit was hilarious! (yes, he was Black, lol….I know what you guys are thinking, ha!). Anyway, I get to the store and these people still don’t have Internet service. Yup! The Apple Store has no Internet…smh. The guy tells me to wait, which is very hard for me (Jamaicans are very impatient). So I’m drumming my fingers on the desk and I spot CuDi walking in with his sister who I met shortly after We chopped it up a little bit and he reminds me to attend the party tonight where he’ll be performing. To tell you the truth, I wasn’t planning on going although I KNOW it’s gonna be crazy. My body needs rest, I haven’t slept in 6 days. Needless to say, Cudder convinces me by booing when I say I’m not going…I’ll see you guys there later, lol! Shouts to Cudi - great job last night! So per CuDi, here is the flyer for tonight:
The day has finally come, although I’ve been in denial about it for a very long time….
Babylon has triumphed again and my roomie has to move back to Jamaica TODAY!!!
I try to refrain from making personal posts, but gee I’m just so sad, she’s been rockin with me since high school in Kingston, through the days of Solid Agency, then whack ass FDU and now NY.
To say the least I am gonna miss her terribly 
It’s also her birthdayyyy!!! What a friggin day to be leaving!
Anyway, Happy LooseNeck Birthdayyyyyy!!! I Wuv You Mucho!
This year was a fuckin blast - the year looseneck.com was born (wayyy before the official site btw, lol)
Gonna miss you homie…..Vegas???
Hola my looseNeckers!!
Today is Likkle’s birthday, and in celebration, I have hijacked her site to dedicate this lil song to my shnuckumms uckumms!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHOREBAG! LOVE YOU MUCHO!
LooseNeck later? but of courseeeeee… Henney shots for everybodyyyy!!! Yeaaaaa
It’s gonna be awesomeeeeeeee! lol
Love,
Sliceyyyy
p.s. I’ma download this track so I can sing it in person later… I know how much you love my singing… and since it’s your birthday and everything, it’s the least I can do, haha… “Benny Boom turn tha bass up louderrrrr!!!” lol… Ohhh shitttt, It’s tha Slice-Mix! (Looseneck aint ready for all that… PPP!)
Hi there LooseNeckers!
Yesterday officially made it a week that LooseNeck has been up and running, and I’m so flattered, overwhelmed and humbled by the response. I’m just myself on this thing (those of you who know me personally know that) and you guys really seem to dig it. It’s super appreciated. It’s been a crazy whirlwind year for me, but this week has far out-weighed many others. And as long as I see some site activity today, it will be a great birthday!!! Keep hittin us up for your entertainment fix and I promise to keep it real!
That said, I just wanna give a few shout outs to the following people: Sliceyyyy (my roomie/bff/homie/partner in crime), Cher, Kruti aka Gupti, Rolyyy (LooseNeck Mobile - West Coast, lol), B, Chris K and Nik. If I said that I wanted to be the next Shaq (even though I’m not even 5 feet), y’all would probably be riding with it and trying to support me! Much love.
FYI: It’s my day, so today is all about the stuff I like! Sowwwwy!
Peace. Likkle Miss.
**Stay tuned for pics of all the LooseNeck activity that’s sure to go down in celebration**
Take a look at this couple! Ladies, I know what I said in my previous post and I believe it really is slim pickins out there. However, if these two can find each other, we might have a glimmer of hope.
Pics courtesy of Media Takeout
