If you ever dreamed about The Klumps being turned into a weekly series children, your day has come. Last night was the premiere of the new reality show One Big Happy Family on TLC. As I said on Twitter, I’d love to see TLC’s mission statement; I’m sure it says something like “weird ass families day in, day out” just like I’m sure BET’s must include something about “non-stop coonery,” but I digress. Fuckery enthusiasts, One BIG Happy Family will help to fill the void until Thursdays when Snooki and The Situation touch you with their tv magic. Yesterday, the family appeared on The Today Show with Meredith Vieira to talk about their weight loss struggles and goals.
It’s Tuesday. The Thanksgving leftovers are dwindling, the fat is starting to settle and the work week is in full swing. Thus, I’m posting this for the shits and giggles. Thank me later.
As the “elite” of Atlanta continue to demonstrate, anyone with a criminal record, crazy baby mama, or sexual orientation issues can land a reality issue. Now you can add The Apprentice’s biggest villain to the list of those looking for “love” syndication and renewed contracts. Oh, and did I mention that Omarosa’s new show will be on TV One? Le sigh…you know once a network goes reality, it’s the beginning of the end for quality programming. I’m saying an early RIP.
Via Variety: Donald Trump is reuniting with his most infamous “The Apprentice” villain to produce a new reality show for TV One….”Omarosa’s Ultimate Merger” will center on 12 men who compete for the reality star’s affection through a series of challenges, both relationship- and business-driven.
Kim Zoliciak, her golden wig and schmedium lace dress (Britney wants it back) graced the Today Show studios this morning to talk about her role in the Ghetto Fabulous Cougar Crew of the south. The interviewer wasted no time asking why these women are always fighting, and if she really is a backstabber. When asked if the show and all its drama was real, she said absolutely. Sigh…..it’s one small step back for women, one giant leap forward for all vulgar kind. “We had a hair pull last week….it was…deep”
What is this? Why is this happening? And why am I alive to watch?! Children, brace yourselves. Last Vixen Standing is coming to a computer (or iPhone, I see y’all) near you.
Never mind the graphics for the show were created with macaroni and marker by Cinnamon’s son on her break the local strip exotic dancing spot. Listen as the host, who has never before had to enunciate words like sophistication explain why this is a “show that has real meaning” because it strips away the stereotypes of “vixens” as women who are only objectified in videos. These women are different boys and girls, they are going to work for charity and improve their credit one titty bounce at a time. I must say, the audio for that segment fit nicely as the women gyrated their derrieres for the judges. At some point of them started to sing…and there’s when I stopped watching. My ears have enough to deal with since Brooke Hogan released her LP.
See that Karrine? A whole show of basic bitches devoted to correcting the stereotype that is your famous trademark. Le sigh…..why us Black Jesus?!
Our spotlight artist has been very busy this week: dropping a new album, peforming at shows on both coasts and doing the reality show guest spot thing. Anjulie was in NYC last week to shoot her video for the song Addicted2Me (iLove!), but before one’s video goes into production, there must be wardrobe, which is where Concrete & Cashmerecomes in. If you’ve never heard of it, it’s Alize’s web-based reality show where upcoming fashion designers compete for some kind of prize (Okay, so it’s kind of like a low-budget Project Runway…still entertaining), and in this episode the designers’ challenge was to put together a look for Anjulie in the video.
Personally, I wasn’t feeling any of them (plump gay boy you let me down). Gimme $50 in Forever 21 and I think I could’ve done a better job. And what stylist wears the items she’s presenting to her client? “Whatever happened to…customer service?” (quote from ATL Housewife diva Sheree)
