According to TMZ’s“well-placed sources” an offer has been presented to the flight attendant who has the world heralding his dramatic job exit. What will be the show be about? Steven will be helping disgruntled workers leave their jobs in a memorable manner.
For now, this is just a rumor of course, but if it does materialize the number of people doing ridiculous things to become famous is surely going to triple. It’s not like we don’t have an epidemic of that already *side-eyes the White House party crashers*
Oh, and just for kicks I’ve added the raw footage of Slater’s now infamous departure from that JetBlue flight after the cut.
If you’ve ever seen supermodel Heidi Klum and her crooner hubby Seal together, you’d know that these two are sickeningly sweet. The golden children. The PDA. The doting. It’s enough to make Bill O’Reilly wanna swirl. The couple however, just wants everyone to be as happy as them. They have signed on to do a show for Lifetime coaching other couples though their problems, tentatively titled Love’s Divine. No word on when the show will air just yet though, but it should be interesting.
Somebody splash me with holy water, quick! Jesus is coming.
Justin Sisley is pioneering what is sure to become the new form of pimping - no Cadillacs or perms necessary. The australian filmmaker is searching for virgins in America willing to auction off their untouched hymens to the highest bidder on reality tv. For their participation, the contestants will receive 18 grand. He’s moving his million dollar idea to the free world since he was in danger of being arrested for prostitution in the land down under (all puns intended).
Minus the virginity aspect, this sounds a lot like a Kat Stacks scenario, but she only got twell hunnid muthafuckin dollaz (phonetic).
Remember I told youabout a week ago that Snooki’s ex Emilio Masella had teamed up with Spencer Pratt (who’s apparently gone insane if you’ve caught the latest season of The Hills) to produce a reality show where cameras follow the juicehead as he searches for a replacement chipmunk guidette? Well, it’s actually happening. Here’s the trailer to prove it. Le sigh.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried. Being broken up with via voicemail by our favorite guidette chipmunk hasn’t deterred Emilio Masella from Ms. Right. According to People.com, he’s teaming up with the Douchebag Extraordinaire and his idiot stick figure wife aka Speidi, to find it in a reality show called Fist Pumping For Love. No, seriously.
“It is the perfect partnership for me as a growing player in reality television,” Pratt said in a statement released Thursday, adding that if you don’t know Emilio, 21, “You haven’t seen nothing yet.” Masella says, “I am tired of these fake Italian girls, I want a real guid-ette who can speak Italian, so we are prepared to take my search from Hollywood, Calif., to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.” Filming started Wednesday night in Masella’s local bar and continues this weekend in the Long Island club Glow. Pratt’s wife and Hills costar, Heidi Montag is also listed as an executive producer of the show.
I cannot, will not, and you should not either. That is all.
If you ever dreamed about The Klumps being turned into a weekly series children, your day has come. Last night was the premiere of the new reality show One Big Happy Family on TLC. As I said on Twitter, I’d love to see TLC’s mission statement; I’m sure it says something like “weird ass families day in, day out” just like I’m sure BET’s must include something about “non-stop coonery,” but I digress. Fuckery enthusiasts, One BIG Happy Family will help to fill the void until Thursdays when Snooki and The Situation touch you with their tv magic. Yesterday, the family appeared on The Today Show with Meredith Vieira to talk about their weight loss struggles and goals.
It’s Tuesday. The Thanksgving leftovers are dwindling, the fat is starting to settle and the work week is in full swing. Thus, I’m posting this for the shits and giggles. Thank me later.
As the “elite” of Atlanta continue to demonstrate, anyone with a criminal record, crazy baby mama, or sexual orientation issues can land a reality issue. Now you can add The Apprentice’s biggest villain to the list of those looking for “love” syndication and renewed contracts. Oh, and did I mention that Omarosa’s new show will be on TV One? Le sigh…you know once a network goes reality, it’s the beginning of the end for quality programming. I’m saying an early RIP.
Via Variety: Donald Trump is reuniting with his most infamous “The Apprentice” villain to produce a new reality show for TV One….”Omarosa’s Ultimate Merger” will center on 12 men who compete for the reality star’s affection through a series of challenges, both relationship- and business-driven.
Kim Zoliciak, her golden wig and schmedium lace dress (Britney wants it back) graced the Today Show studios this morning to talk about her role in the Ghetto Fabulous Cougar Crew of the south. The interviewer wasted no time asking why these women are always fighting, and if she really is a backstabber. When asked if the show and all its drama was real, she said absolutely. Sigh…..it’s one small step back for women, one giant leap forward for all vulgar kind. “We had a hair pull last week….it was…deep”
What is this? Why is this happening? And why am I alive to watch?! Children, brace yourselves. Last Vixen Standing is coming to a computer (or iPhone, I see y’all) near you.
Never mind the graphics for the show were created with macaroni and marker by Cinnamon’s son on her break the local strip exotic dancing spot. Listen as the host, who has never before had to enunciate words like sophistication explain why this is a “show that has real meaning” because it strips away the stereotypes of “vixens” as women who are only objectified in videos. These women are different boys and girls, they are going to work for charity and improve their credit one titty bounce at a time. I must say, the audio for that segment fit nicely as the women gyrated their derrieres for the judges. At some point of them started to sing…and there’s when I stopped watching. My ears have enough to deal with since Brooke Hogan released her LP.
See that Karrine? A whole show of basic bitches devoted to correcting the stereotype that is your famous trademark. Le sigh…..why us Black Jesus?!
