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So this is how we’re kicking off Thursday, huh? I might don’t make it.

Le sigh. My people, my people. I’m not saying banning someone from their local mall for loud as hell and wanting another cinnamon roll even when they’re one roll away from diabetes is fair, but I spent a good chunk of this weekend taking a bus cross-country and was stuck in front of the most obnoxious and inconsiderate people. You’re damn right I wished I could have requested that Mega Bus deny them access to its services for life.

Apparently this little ditty was the result of losing a bet, but I say he’s a little tooo in sync for this to be his first time channeling his inner fierceness. Show me your glitter, Jennings!

Remember in Sex and the City how Charlotte got stuck with Trey’s lifeless peen? Here’s yet another reason why test drives are important. Why’d they have to use the song from the romantic moment in Ghost, though?

This is reminiscent of those old records your granddad plays on a Sunday afternoon…. and then you remember that Mr. Kelly isn’t welcomed within 50 feet of any school district, and the world makes sense again.

Ok I confess, I came up with at least 244 jokes about this scenario, but I won’t be sharing any of them. Instead, I’m going to applaud the left coast’s marijuana loving uncle for taking the time to answer some of the questions from his biggest fan from Salt Lake. Awesomeness. I’d love to see more of this kind of footage, and less of this.

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this. Skip to the 2:25 mark and collect your life.

I’m so glad this video made its way to me today. This is why it’s not a good idea for social networking sites to start releasing the identities of cyber haters, Carla . iQuit.

Everyone’s favorite chunky movie hipster meets everyone’s favorite Sesame Street muppet. All together now: awwww 

(Spotted @ PopCrunch)

I know Curtis grew up an only child, and that’s probably a good thing because he would have been the most annoying little brother ever! Ashton should have really enlisted him for Punk’d, I’m sure it’d still be on the air if he had. Here again, he was around to stir up some trouble. He called in when rapper Shyne had a live stream/conference call with XXL. Hilarity ensues.