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DMX was arrested once arrested for violating the terms of his parole, and he wasn’t going away quietly. TMZ was there as he cussed like a sailor about the bullsh*t system, the “fucking cocksuckers” and so on. He reminded of that part in “RunTelDat” when Martin was describing the way white folks talk back to the police. Only DMX isn’t white or from a priveleged background…. you know the rest. Le sigh…

If you’ve somehow managed to go through life without catching an episode of Bridezillas, consider yourself…. lucky. A brief synopsis: cameras follows as basic bitches who have somehow managed to find some unfortunate man to emasculate and marry, throw pms-like tantrums and curse out anyone who crosses their paths. Usually, these outbursts are reserved for future in-laws and the occasional overzealous hairdresser. Never have I seen a bridezilla run up on a seamstress with her crew, Tony Soprano style.

Taking a cue from Halle Berry, when she showed up to the Razzies to accept her award for her role in that atrocious superhero flick, Catwoman in 2008. Sandra Bullock not only showed up to the award ceremony this weekend, she delivered a speech and came bearing gifts.

The actress won two Razzies for her performances in All About Steve - one for Worst Actress and the other with Bradley Cooper for Worst Screen Couple. In her acceptance speech, she surmised that the members must not have watched the film carefully enough, and so she brought the entire audience a dvd of the film. You’ve gotta love a celeb that can make fun of herself. Take notes, Gary Coleman.

Sandra was also nominated for the Best Actress Academy Award for her performance in The Blind Side and won tonight! She might just be the first actor to win an Oscar and Razzie in the same week! Oh, and you Beyonce stans will be pleased to learn that she didn’t win the Razzie for Obsessed, Sienna Miller did.

A full list of the Razzie Winners are after the jump.
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On what should have been the day of his incarceration (again!), Weezy’s 19th babymama has released the new video for song “Love Hurts.” The rapper also stars as her love interest. Ahhhh,The Chronicles of the Young and the Condomless are more exciting than an episode of Passions. Pass the popcorn.

Happiness comes but once a hump day. As an ode to the Oscars, George Lopez and the fist-pumping guido troop are conducting parodies of the Best Picture nominees films all week long on Lopez Tonight. Above, Pauly D takes on Avatar and Snooki channels her inner frumpy Mariah for a spoof of Precious. You can catch their renditions of Inglorious Basterds and The Hurt Locker here

“We Are the World was good the first time, but this remake, it was a big mistake though well-intentioned”

If you thought modeling Judy Jetson’s ho shit gear and sticking pins in the knees of miniature Chris Brown dolls was all RiRi could do, chew on this. On a recent visit across the seas, the pop star decided to teach one of the Gliteratti’s founding members, Alan Carr, how to dance. Well, dance like they did in dancehall 15 years ago. Watch as she demonstrates the bogle, butterfly, and dutty wine…kind of.

Props to Samora

The end of Hov’s shows where he says “I see you” to the people in the audience has always been my favorite part. I silently pray he can see me throwing up my Roc signs at the tv. On the Dallas leg of his Blueprint 3 tour, Jay delivered his signature shout-outs, gave away his hat to one lucky fan and offered up his chain to another. Who said the Illuminati only cares about themselves? I kid, I kid!

Bad Girls Club’s Natalie Nunn and comedian Lil Duval randomly ended up sitting beside each other on the plane yesterday and decided to document the blessed event on video. While Duval is finally saying to her face, what the rest of us have been yelling at our tv screens for months, the sexual tension in the air is thick. So thick, you can almost smell it through the computer. When an oversized chin and undersized man collide, that’s magic baby! Can you feeeeeeeeeeeeeel the love tonight?

Oh, and Natalie’s chin will soon be starring in her very own reality show entitled, you guessed it, I Run LA.

Charles Hamilton wants to repeat his Freshman year. After all, he didn’t exactly ace the class.