….in Pretty Woman. Gone are the days when D’Angelo could flash a smile, and women would automatically envision that spectacular Vand drop their thongs. These days, you can only do that when you’re a “blasian” golfer raking in $40 grand per hour. Now he’s gotta work for it, or I guess, he’s gotta pay for it….
R&B singerD’Angelo (real name: Michael Archer) was arrested and charged with soliciting a prostitute Saturday in New York, a police spokesperson confirmed to MTV News on Sunday (March 7). While the spokesperson declined to provide further details, according to The New York Post, the singer allegedly offered an undercover policewoman $40 for oral sex.
D’Angelo was driving alone in his Range Rover at Greenwich and Horatio streets at about 2:30 a.m. when he saw a woman he believed to be a prostitute, unnamed sources told the Post. He was arrested and charged with solicitation after asking the woman for sex, according to the sources, who added that the singer had $12,000 in his car. A rep for the singer had not responded to MTV News’ requests for comment at press time.
$40, when he’s sitting on 12 grand in the whip?! This ninja is as brazen as they come!
Farmers have it rough. So much of their livelihood depends on the fickleness of Mother Nature, who we all know can be one temperamental bitch. And so it is that British farmer Nigel Britten found himself in a bit of a pickle - birds wouldn’t let his farm be great, (and by birds, I mean those creatures with wings, not Tiger’s “friends”). The solution came to him the other night as he and his wife watched Lady Gaga in one of her dazzling ensembles at The Brit Awards.
‘We were laughing at Lady GaGa’s outfit and that extraordinary wig and talking about how scary she looked. My fiancee Marti joked that I should make a scarecrow which looked like her. I laughed and then it occurred to me it was actually a very good idea…. We’d used traditional scarecrows but the old ways just don’t seem to work any more, so we have had to become more and more inventive. We put her up last week and she’s had a remarkable effect. The birds must be terrified of her because they have stayed away….I know it’s not a traditional scarecrow, but I suppose we have to move with the times. I don’t know whether it’s the dress or the hair but the birds daren’t approach the field anymore.’
Think about it from the bird’s point of view. Would you approach something that looked like a golden Dracula from the sky? Well, okay then.
Gone are the days of fitting expired Trojans over bananas. If you wanna teach Generation Reality TV about sex, you’ve gotta reach them where it counts. And there’s no better place than the wonderful world of virtual video games.
Available for online playat Middlesex-London Health Unit’s website, Adventures in Sex City invites the player to choose one of four avatars: Wonder Vagthe blonde virgin, Power Pap the brunette whore, Captain Condom the guy who tosses rubbers at gay pride parades, and Willy the Kid, a tragically short fellow who “joined Sex Squad to prove size doesn’t matter.” His power is “massive rock hard strength.”
Jimmy Grey says he’s been out of work for almost a year and needed a project to stay busy. So with the heavy snowfall this winter, the 25-year-old laborer got to work on an extreme igloo in his family’s yard in Aquilla, about 30 miles east of Cleveland. His four-room creation has 6-foot ceilings and an entertainment room. He powers the TV with an extension cord plugged into an outlet in the garage. He also ran wires for cable television with surround-sound stereo.
Grey says candles help add ambiance for nighttime get-togethers with friends, and the freezing temperatures mean that the beer never goes warm.
Candles, cable, cold beer. Shoot, all he needs now are some of John Mayer’s snow bunnies and that sounds like every man’s arctic paradise!
State police said a western Pennsylvania woman faked a report that she was a hit-and-run victim because she was afraid she’d get fired for being late to work. Courtni Roberts, 20, faces apreliminary hearing March 31 on a charge of making false reports to police on Feb. 5.
State police said Roberts told a trooper that a car hit her left leg just above the knee and that the driver didn’t stop to help. The trooper learned that the injury Roberts claimed to have wasn’t consistent with being hit by a car so he questioned her again. That’s when, police said, Roberts admitted making up the story because she was late for work. The AP could not locate a listed phone for Roberts who was also charged with disorderly conduct.
I realize that it’s a recession and jobs are tough to come by, and keep…. but really?! Whatever happened to the ol’ dog ate my homework type excuses?
Yeah, adult confetti - made from shredded porn and dirty mag scraps. Because there’s nothing like celebrating some spectacular achievement than by throwing thousands of mini boobs and ass cheeks into the sky. Making it rain on them hoes… Hugh Hef style.
Our grandparents probably had faint heart attacks when they saw their male offspring donning earrings and bling. (Can you imagine the confusion seeing Lil Mama would cause?). These days, it’s fair game. Construction boots are all the rage with the fashionistas, and Kid Cudi is stealing all the girls’ jeans in Forever 21. So, it should come as no surprise that there’s a male maid service. The twist? They feather dust while wearing nothing but a jock strap. I wonder if Andre Leon Talley dreamed this one up….
If anyone told me a year ago that the formula for a mega-hit reality show would have involved 6 tons of hair gel, Tide, scores of spray tans, fist pumps and ho shit, I would have scoffed. Lo and behold, that is indeed a fact of these here times. The nation is transfixed with the guidos and guidettes of MTV’s hit reality series, Jersey Shore and are paying top dollar to have them appear at their clubs (live fist pumping), sweet sixteens, anniversary parties, even their weddings. Yes, weddings. (What recession?)
The City Council in the Orange County community passed a ban last week on alcohol-based games in new downtown restaurants and those trying to renew their entertainment permits. A ban for existing restaurants was passed last fall.
The idea is to change the downtown’s image as a place for extreme partying.
Beer pong involves trying to shoot ping-pong balls into cups of beer. A contestant must drink the cup when an opponent scores.
Why all the censorship? If people want to catch herpes from a cup, let them be great!
“The unnamed schoolgirl is said to have had the 6 lb boy by Caesarean section at a hospital in Changchun, north-eastern China. Her family have reported the matter to police, but have refused to speak publicly. Officers are investigating, and may press charges if they discover who the father is - Jilin province laws demand a rape conviction for anyone having sex with under-14s.
Five-year-old Lina Medina, of Peru, remains the youngest mother on record. She gave birth to 6lb son Gerardo in 1939. Two other Peruvian girls have also become mothers when very young - a nine-year-old, in 1957, and an eight-year-old in 2006. Britain’s youngest mother is thought to be a 12-year-old, who fell pregnant at the age of 11.”
