You remember Ardi Rizal, the toddler affectionately known as “Ciggie Smalls” because he was puffing on two packs of cigarettes a day. Well, applaud that Michelin Man shaped baby cause he’s finally gotten rid of the lung cancer induing habit after undergoing a 30-day treatment program. Yeah, babies are going to rehab. 2012 ain’t a lie.
All this damn controversy about the n-word, but this commercial is allowed to air?
Piercings and vajazzling are so last season! Punany art is all about ink these days, okay?
For those of us who can’t quite commit to getting “Tyrone” or “Big Daddy” tatted on your lady lumps, we may have found a solution so you can make him special. It’s called vatooing, an airbrushed tattoo applied directly after a Brazilian wax that lasts up to five days. The video above explains.
Well, I’ll be damned if this won’t increase the potency heaux shit. Just imagine how much an unscrupulous woman could get away with by vatooing. One week she gets Bill’s name in a heart, the next week she gets Tony’s. Looking into my imaginary crystal ball, I totally see vatooing being mentioned in a future episode of Maury.
Where they do that at? Chi-Town
Ronald “Boobie” McIntyre, 35, of the 1300 block of North Hudson Avenue was wanted for failing to pay $5,979.66 in court-ordered support for his children. Court records show he has been arrested 14 times and has 80 criminal convictions unrelated to his warrant, according to the sheriff’s office. On Tuesday afternoon, sheriff’s deputies tried to take
McIntyre (right) into custody at an apartment building in the same block as his home. But when they arrived, a woman told them he was nowhere to be found. She invited them inside, however, and as they searched the apartment a child pointed to the window.
The deputies “walked to that window, looked down and saw McIntyre lying on the ground below,” the sheriff’s office said. “Though it appeared he landed on grass, it was actually artificial turf covering concrete.”
As deputies rushed down, McIntyre tried crawling away while hurling expletives at them. The deputies grabbed his wrist and handcuffed it to a wrought-iron gate, the office said. The sheriff’s office said McIntyre was hospitalized with broken legs. (source)
Yeah, this kid’s gonna need therapy. You know what it does to your self-esteem knowing Daddy was willing to cancel his life subsciption just to avoid paying for your new Jordans? Boobie lost though, not only is he still alive and will have to pay the child support, he’s also racked up a hefty hospital bill, too. If he’s looking for a shoulder to cry on, I’m sure Nasir has one available.
Frustrated workers of the world are saluting 39-year old JetBlue employee, Steven Slater today. Why? Yesterday after a flight from Pittsburgh to JFK made its descent, Slater got into a heated exchange with a passenger who refused to follow proper airline protocol. And that’s when Slater went nuts.
He pulled out all the curse words from his drunken uncle and went on a Kanye-like tirade. ”To the passenger who called me a motherf***er, f*** you! I’ve been in the business 28 years. I’ve had it. That’s it,” said Slater to the plane. Our hero then grabbed a beer, pulled the emergency chute, slid down, hopped in his ride and drove off. He was subsequently arrested.
The story was on the front page of just about every local paper in New York, and Slater is quickly becoming an Internet sensation. A Facebook page that has already amassed over 4,000 fans extolling Slater as a modern day paladin with some even offering to help Slater with legal fees, reports the NY Post. I’m sure we’ll be hearing plenty about Steven Slater in the weeks to come. Antoine Dodson, it looks like your time might be dwindling, there’s a new show in town.
**UPDATE** And since we have no video of the incident, our brothers and sisters in Taiwan have created an animated reenactment. Hit the jump for that.
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Where they do that at? Seattle
I can understand the logic. It’s the same reason they dispense condoms in men’s prisons. If you can’t stop “booty warriors” like Fleece Johnson, then you can at least try to make sure no unsightly lumps appear down there in a week and a half, but free crack pipes to crack addicts, though? I dunno, the resourcefulness of crackheads might prove counterproductive.
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Where they do that at? Michigan. After a lengthy dispute over a medical bill turns ugly, our hero decides that the company would in fact collect their coins, but he was giving them just that, coins. Thus, he armed himself with 11,713 pennies; the exact amount of Lincolns needed to cover his $117.13 bill and marched down to the office to pay his dues. Needless to say, the company was not amused, and called the cops. John however, is not backing down. Thug life.
I think this guy watched You Got Served one too many times.
Via: Huffington Post: Competitive eater Joey “Jaws” Chestnut gobbled his way to a fourth consecutive championship Sunday. But he was suddenly upstaged by the surprise appearance of his biggest rival – six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi, who did not compete but crashed the stage after Chestnut’s win and wrestled with police…. The 32-year-old Kobayashi did not eat this year because he refused to sign a contract with Major League Eating – the fast food equivalent of the NFL. On his Japanese-language blog, he said he wanted to be free to compete in contests sanctioned by other groups. He was under arrest Sunday afternoon, charged with resisting arrest, trespass and obstructing governmental administration.
This all went down on July 4th over in Coney Island, NY. Now, aren’t you proud to be an American? 
Where they do that at? Provincetown, MA
My little brother is 12, and sometimes I catch him laughing at some of Family Guy’s raunchy jokes, and I wonder if he really understands what’s going on. Then, I remember that some 6-year olds today know more about teabagging than many 26-year olds. Michael Jackson’s make-believe land where children’s dreams are only about lollipops of the non-Weezy kind is just that…. make-believe. Thus, maybe it isn’t so crazy that this school is making condoms available to its youngest members. You never know what’s happening under the jungle gym.
Gimme your thoughts LooseNeckers!
