If you follow the celeb gossip mill, you probably heard this weekend that Paris was arrested in Vegas… again. After the car her and her boyfriend (I don’t know his name cause I can’t keep track of her “suitors.” Everyone’s trying to get on the last train to Paris) was stopped because officers smelled weed smoke in the air, she was asked to leave the car and escorted to the security office at the hotel. Vanity will be the death of some. Paris then dug into her bag to get her lipgloss (cause you know, you need to look your best in scenarios like this) and dropped her nose candy right there in front of the officers *blank stare* She later told the officers the cocaine wasn’t hers, it was a friend’s. Yeah… and Lil Kim was born with blue eyes and 16 inch eyelashes.
Far be it from me to judge what makes anyone happy. There are people out there who get turned on by getting peed on during sex. As long as there are no minors involved (I’m looking at you R.Kelly), I wish them the best. However, in the case of Montana Fishburne, I get the feeling her porn career has more to do with a desperate attempt to be famous than it does with actually having an affinity for freak shit.
Here, she talks to TMZ about the allegations that her dad’s colleagues were trying to her x-rated flick off the market. She says she wants her family to be proud of whatever career path she chooses. Okay, but girl, you might wanna get some Mederma for those spots on your ass cause it’s looking like a leopard and this ain’t Animal Planet.
What is it with these housewives? Why are they all trying to become the next Ke$ha at age 45?
Last night, New Jersey’s reigning queen of crazy, Danielle Staub performed a new song called “Real Close” on the Housewives after show Watch What Happens Live with lesbian singer/songwriter extraordinaire Lori Michaels. You know what’s funny? Even though the “prostitution whore” is clearly certifiable, she’s the only housewife thus far who actually has some talent. You might recall she starred in an episode of All My Children many moons ago. Here again, she’s proving that’s she can carry a tune without the help of autotune. This song really isn’t half bad.
LuAnn and Kim, you might wanna step ya cookies up!
Tiger Woods. Shaquille O’Neal. Kobe Bryant. Larry King. Jude Law. These men all have one thing in common, and we all know what that is. If I’ve learned anything from the past few months is that men need to be smarter about who they’re bringing to Motel 6 three nights a week. The new breed of side chick isn’t slinking away into the night with cab money and a kiss. They’re on their Pretty Woman shit - either turn them into a housewife, or get them a book deal or reality show. It looks like the deluge of celeb heaux shit has finally infiltrated the rest of America, and cheaters (both men and women) are getting put on BLAST. Presenting, The Cheater Registry.
Since starting a little over a month ago, the site has seen more than 10,000 sign-ups and 100 non-celebrity postings. The creators of the site (a group of friends who came up with the idea at a round-table meeting) acknowledge that there is a great amount of responsibility that comes with such sensitive information. That’s why all proof is vetted before posts to go live. But what constitutes proof?
….by giving out rappers’ numbers. Don’t say she never gave y’all nothing!
At this point, it’s clear that Kat Stacks has been sent from the blog heavens to fill the void that Superhead and the Chrihanna scandal left open. Whoringtons have different goals and Kat is on a mission to accomplish hers - although I’m not quite sure what that is: exposing rappers? getting famous? bagging more D-List celebs? I don’t have the energy to figure it out, I just know I’m entertained. Aren’t you?
A Cranston police officer has lost his badge after being accused of having sex with a woman while on duty. A three-member police panel that investigated the case released a report Friday calling for Patrolman Robert Neri to be terminated. A lawyer who handled the case for the city told the Providence Journal that the 32-year-old Neri has been fired.
….because chronicling her whorington shit on herblog just wasn’t enough. Ordinarily, I would ramble on and on about how deliciously delusional this chick is, but a bitch is technically on vacation, so I’ll just let my friend in my head on Twitter, Mike Brown the Remix take y’all to church with his genius revelations:
MLK had a dream. JFK had a dream. Obama had a dream, and Susan Finkelstein does too. Although, her dream is of a different kind.
Susan wants to be a groupie for the ball players of the world series, but first she has to get there. The problem: she can’t score tickets. The solution: Craig’s List, the perv, pimp and prostitute e-paradise. Here, she promises she’ll do anything for tickets even let you score if you fork over some dollars.
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else there’s ho shit.
Boom. Bitch. Pow! This is how you air out hoe shit. You might remember a few months ago news leaked that Mz. Alicia Keys was rubbing crotches at night with uber producer Swizz Beatz. After many rumors and much speculation, pics from romantic dinners overseas and so on hit the web and provided confirmation. Then the two were seen shamelessly tweeting sweet nothings to each other. Well, Alicia must have been caught up in the rapture like Anita Baker yesterday and took to the twitter streets to express her love, much to indignation of his soon to be the ex-wife Mashonda. She decided to write up a very lengthy letter (using twitlonger) to Alicia which is below:
After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I’ve never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I’ve reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. Its been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son.
